Behind every man is a great woman… stopping his silly ventures:
Me: I’ve had a great idea.
Maggie: What is it?
Me: An IKEA hotel
Maggie: An IKEA hotel!! You mean you have to assemble your own bed and other furniture?
Me: actually it sounds really dumb now that I’ve heard you say it but I was thinking more of a hotel using IKEA furniture, the costs would be much lower, anyway forget it.
Maggie: That’s what I’m here for, to cut your ideas off at the legs.
In fairness to me, it was early and I didn't have anything to eat or drink and I'd just woken up and I'd been out late the night before…!